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George & Tara's Word of the Day

  A word is worth 100 points! We are turning our "Word of the Day" feature into extra points for you! Simply listen each day for George & Tara's "Word of the Day" then log onto the CHYM FM  Platinum VIP Page, go to Earn Points, Bonus Codes, and type in the word from that day. You'll earn an extra 100 CHYM FM Platinum VIP Points! It's that easy! You will have until midnight of each day to enter in the word, if you missed it during the show or are unsure of the spelling...simply check back here as each word will be posted.

WORD OF THE DAY(JUNE 18/07): Voluntold




Lovers and Other Strangers

Lovers and Other Strangers ... 98.1 CHFI's highly rated program hosted by Don Jackson!

Join Don as he shares various "relationship stories" through music and word passages!

Click here, to send an email to Don Jackson.

 




The Oldies Shows

98.1 CHFI is home to the CHFI Saturday Night Oldies Show from 6pm to midnight!  A mix of your favourites from the 60s and 70s with artists like The Beatles, The Supremes and The Jackson 5 hosted by 98.1 CHFI's Jay from "The Jay & Billie Morning Show!" 

Still not enough?  Get another dose of the oldies Sunday Mornings from 9am-noon!  It's three solid hours packed with only the best of the 60s and 70s!

 




The 5 O'Clock Buzz

Beverly Thomson, host of CTV's Canada AM, will join Bob Magee every weekday for the "5 O'Clock Buzz".  Make sure to tune in as Bob and Beverly discuss current events, entertainment news and more!




The All Request Lunch

Is there a song you just got to hear? Let Michelle know... she would love to play it for you during the All Request Lunch.

Weekdays from 12 - 1p Michelle Butterly serves up one hour of your requests.. the newest music, your favourites, the classics... everything you want to hear.
Tune in on Fridays for FUNKY FRIDAYS - your favourite funk, disco, and upbeat songs to kick off the weekend.....

To make a request call Michelle at 416-872-CHFI or send your request to requests@chfi.com

 



George & Tara's Daily Diversion

 

 

George & Tara's Daily Diversion - July 23rd/07:

Today is National Hot Dog Day.  Here are some Hot Dog dos and don’ts, courtesy of the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council.

Don't...
Put hot dog toppings between the hot dog and the bun. Always "dress the dog," not the bun.
Condiments should be applied in the following order: wet condiments like mustard and chili are applied first, followed by chunky condiments like relish, onions and sauerkraut, followed by shredded cheese, followed by spices, like celery salt or pepper.

Do...
Serve sesame seed, poppy seed and plain buns with hot dogs. Sun-dried tomato buns or basil buns are considered gauche with franks.

Don't...
Use a cloth napkin to wipe your mouth when eating a hot dog. Paper is always preferable.

Do...
Eat hot dogs on buns with your hands. Utensils should not touch hot dogs on buns.

Do...
Use paper plates to serve hot dogs. Every day dishes are acceptable; china is a no-no.

Don't...
Take more than five bites to finish a hot dog. For foot-long wiener, seven bites are acceptable.

Don't...
Leave bits of bun on your plate. Eat it all.

Don't...
Send a thank you note following a hot dog barbecue. It would not be in keeping with the unpretentious nature of hot dogs.

Don't...
Bring wine to a hot dog barbecue. Beer, soda, lemonade and iced tea are preferable.

Don't...
Ever think there is a wrong time to serve hot dogs.

 

George & Tara's Daily Diversion - July 20th/07:

WHAT SHOULD YOU NAME YOUR CHILD?
Maryanna Korwitts is a nameologist.  She appeared on Fox News’ “Fox & Friends” yesterday.  Maryanna tells people what they should name their kids.  She offers one-on-one sessions in name analysis, helping people better understand themselves, their life patterns and their relationships.
Here’s what you should name your child if you want him/her to have the following traits:

ATHLETIC
If you want your child to be athletic:
BOY NAMES:
Best - Steve
Worst - John
GIRL NAMES:
Best - Shelly
Worst - Elizabeth

SMART
If you want your child to be smart:
BOY NAMES:
Best - Michael
Worst - Jason
GIRL NAMES:
Best - Ashleigh
Worst - Heather

CALM
If you want your child to be calm:
BOY NAMES:
Best - Todd
Worst - Brandon
GIRL NAMES:
Best - Natalie
Worst – Julie

George & Tara's Daily Diversion - July 19th/07:

THINGS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE KNOWN ABOUT JOHN TRAVOLTA
John Travolta’s new movie/musical, “Hairspray,” will be in theaters tomorrow.  Here are ten things you may or may not have know about John Travolta.
1. John’s family name means ‘high voltage’ in Italian.
2. Is John responsible for the success of Tom Hanks’ career? He turned down the roles in Splash, The Green Mile and Forrest Gump that made Tommy a superstar.
3. Before his acting career took off, John worked as a supermarket check-out boy, a luggage handler and a shelf-stacker.
4. John is Oprah Winfrey’s favorite movie star.
5. Have you ever wondered how John managed to nail those Saturday Night Fever moves? Well, he spent nine months – yes, a whole pregnancy’s worth of time – learning to disco dance for the role.
6. John is a self-confessed aviation obsessive who flies his own Boeing 707. He also pilots three Gulfstream jets and a Learjet.
7. How far will John go to indulge his passion for flying? “I called my son Jett," he admits. "And I wanted to call my daughter Qantas, but my wife wouldn't let me."
8. What does John say about his association with the Church of Scientology? "I have to believe there's some other life force out there," he insists. "I don't know in what form. But we can't have all these galaxies and universes without something going on."
9. John is a published author.
10. John's sister Ellen played Chachi's mum in Happy Days.

 

MORNING SHOW BITS

Take some time to remember our fallen soldiers at the National Post(Memorial Gallery).
http://www.canada.com/nationalpost/photogalleries/soldiers.html

 

To purchase: Yellow Ribbon, Car Magnets, contact:
The Canadian Forces Personnel Support Agency
www.cfpsa.com/canex, call:613 687 5595 or Families of Canadian Soldiers in Afghanistan. focsia@hotmail.com

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Thousands of Harry Potter fans have signed a petition urging J.K. Rowling to keep writing novels about the boy wizard after she admitted she could “never say never” to more books.  The “Save Harry!” petition calls on Rowling to reverse her decision to end the bestselling series with the seventh and final installment, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.” 

Sign the petition at http://saveharrypotter.co.uk/

 

Listen to Christopher Walken and John Travolta in this duet of (You're)Timeless To ME
CLICK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kts85_43XNU



Listener Joke Wednesday!

 

   

Send George and Tara your Jokes at georgeandtara@chymfm.com!

Jokes from the giggle corner, February 7, 2007....

 

 

 

 

 

From Curt
A lady went into a butcher shop complaining about some hot dogs she had just bought.  "The middle is meat," she exclaimed, "but the ends are sawdust!" "Well," said the butcher. "These days it's hard to make ends meat."

Submitted by Beverley Kendall
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.  Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter to God, they decided to send it to the Prime Minister.  The Prime Minister was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.  The Prime Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.  The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:  Dear God, Thank you very much for sending the money.  However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Ottawa, and do you know, they deducted $95.00 in taxes.

From Lesley:                                                                                                                                      Oldies but Goodies.  Some of these deep thoughts have been circulating around the internet for a while yet they're kind of amusing.  If you forward it to 100 friends Bill Gates will send you $1 dollar for each one. -If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one in 5 enjoys it?  If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?  Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?   Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?  What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?   I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me...they're cramming for their final exam.   If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose? Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

From Linda Vogt:
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table. The wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend.  I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My gawd!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

From Ron:
Golfing Realities
Golf balls are like eggs.  They're white, they're sold by the dozen, and every week you have to buy more. A pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there. It's amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps. When you stop to think about it, did you ever notice that it's a lot easier to get up at 6:00 a.m. to play golf than at 10:00 to mow the lawn? It takes longer to learn good golf than it does brain surgery.  On the other hand, you seldom get to ride around on a cart, drink beer and eat hot dogs while performing brain surgery. Golf is the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you always end up praying a lot.
A good golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you. If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight.




Marty and Avrum With Love

Listen to Marty and Avrum With Love. It airs on Sunday nights from 9p-11p. A show unlike any other on CHFI, Marty and Avrum provide a truly unique radio experience. You can e-mail them at withlove@chfi.com


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